BoneTown Review

Alex August 7, 2012 0

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Sex

Bonetown is a complex sandbox-type action/adventure/porn game that contains open world and emulates the likes of Grand Theft Auto. The game adopts the best features of both the famous GTA series and adult games like 3D Sex Villa. It has everything we love GTA for, it touches themes like sex, drugs, whores and contains lots of violence, explicit language and pushes the boundaries of morality in every possible way.

The game is developed by D-Dub Software. This group of talented people that started their own business in 2004 soon after college in a garage, is nowadays well known in the industry for making really huge and quality games that aim to please more than just one audience. Their products are not just plain sex sims like most other similar games, usually they appeal to both fans of casual adult fun and hardcore gamers. Another D-Dub game you may want to check out is called Bonecraft – it’s a successor to Bonetown that parodies all science fiction and more. If you played Starcraft, Warcraft and Warhammer 40k, you will surely find lots of references to your favourite games and there is a great chance you will love Bonecraft as well. Read our full review of Bonecraft if you are interested.

The game starts with your character slowly waking up at a beach while some dude urinates on him and mumbles some weird mumbo-jumbo about a jellyfish. What would you do? Of course, you get up and completely destroy the guy by beating the daylights out of him. That’s when you meet Candy, the girl that explains you the basics of living in Bonetown… oh, and she mentions your ballsack is too small. And this is a huge problem for you. Turns out, girls of Bonetown judge about men by the size of their balls. There is no place for losers with small balls here. To get to bone the best girls and satisfy them properly, your testicles must be big enough. Tiny balls will only get you fat ugly bitches. So, you can say, that the game’s main objective is… that’s right – grow some balls! Remember, the more you fuck, the bigger your balls get. As you progress through the game, completing quests for various NPCs, more and more women on the streets of Bonetown will be available to engage in sexual activities with.

Controls in this game are rather basic and simple. It’s the standard combination of the WASD keys and the mouse. During fights, you press the left or right mouse buttons to perform attacks/swing weapons (such as chairs, guitars, baseball bats) and the center button/mouse wheel to block. You knock down your opponent, building up combos of up to 3 hits, until his health bar goes zero. By the way, the bigger your balls are, the stronger your attacks. Bonetown is really all about balls. You will also find different drugs that work as power-ups, giving you various powers for a limited time and allow you to perform better in fights. Some of them will make you jump high, run fast, give you health boost or even enable you to strike your enemies with fire and lightning. If you have no drugs on you, you can restore health by getting a blowjob, just go find yourself a slut and give her some cash.

Controlling sex scenes is not really fun, nothing that we haven’t seen in other adult games. It’s basically like 3D Sex Villa. During sex you need to match your speed and power meters (in blue) with those of your partner (in pink) to successfully bring her to orgasm. You can also slap her ass by clicking the left mouse button. That’s pretty much all you need to know about the sex gameplay.

One of the most interesting and exciting features of Bonetown is the ability to steal identities. All you need to do is knock down a person, come up to the unconscious body and press Q. Ta-da! You look and perform just like the person you just roughed up. That’s right! Not only you get to steal his looks and belongings, you also get his stats and balls.

As we have already mentioned, the game borrows a lot from the likes of Grand Theft Auto. The one feature Bonetown doesn’t emulate though is stealing cars and bikes. That’s very unfortunate, because travelling around locations gets quite annoying.

In addition to the main game, Bonetown offers one more mode (available from the main menu) called Fantasy, which allows you to get straight to sex action and fuck lots of good looking girls and get blowjobs anytime you want.

Bonetown is a genuinely unique and immersing interactive experience. It has everything you love about Grand Theft Auto series – interesting quests, violence and a great deal of laughs. The interface is quite simple and like many other things reminds of the early GTA games. As for the graphics, don’t expect to find anatomically correct bodies in this game, as it is done in a very cartoony style. The game is recommended for both fans of adult games and gamers in general.

The minimum requirements to run BoneTown are:

● Windows XP or Windows Vista
● DirectX 9.0c or Higher
● Intel Pentium 4 2.8 GHz (3.2 GHz for Vista) or AMD Athlon 2800+ (3200+ for Vista)
● 1 GB RAM (1.5 GB for Vista)
● 3 GB hard drive space
● DVD-ROM drive
● 128 MB of Video Memory
● Video Card supporting Pixel Shader 2.0